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Choccy Milk

April Fools!

Got you! We didn’t really make this soap - but we know that the Squatch Nation appreciates good memes and even better soap. Which is why we want you to decide if we should ACTUALLY make this delicious, thicc, chocolatey bricc. So if we get at least 25,000 likes on this Instagram post by 11:59pm on 4/5, we’ll actually make a Choccy Milk bar. Head over to @drsquatch now to petition!

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