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Squatch Nation News: April 16th, 2019

Court Rules The Middle Finger Is Constitutionally Protected

That’s right, Squatch Nation, let those birds fly free. A federal appeals court says a Michigan woman’s constitutional rights were violated when she was handed a speeding ticket after giving the finger to a suburban Detroit police officer.

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The Burp Heard Round the World

A man in Vienna was recently given a $77 fine for belching with great force in a public area. Edin Mehic was fined by Vienna police for an excessively loud burp after housing an extra spicy kebab. This is not the news we need, but it is the news we deserve.

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Man Fends Off Coyote With Coffee Mug

A Florida man was out on a typical stroll with his dog when he was confronted by an excessively aggressive coyote. When the coyote went for his dog, Ben Pool was able to get the two animals apart…but then the coyote turned to him. In an effort to save his dog and his own life, Pool began hitting the crazed animal on the head with his coffee mug, which eventually destabilized the coyote enough for him to get himself and dog back into his truck to safety.

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The Definitive Thanksgiving Side Dish Rankings

Squatch Men: Lifestyle

Here we are, the week of all weeks. Thanksgiving is here and it’s go time baby! Sure, turkey is all well and good, but, real talk, Thanksgiving is ...

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How to Prep for Thanksgiving Dinner like a Champion

Ultimate Guides

Thanksgiving Dinner Prep (For Your Stomach) This isn’t your usual guide to Thanksgiving dinner prep. We won’t be sharing our favorite turkey recipe...

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Behind the Bricc: Halo Spartan Scrub

Grooming & Personal Care Natural Living & Health

One word: Halo. A legendary game among legendary games, and one of the most influential first-person shooters of all time. So yeah, you be...

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Top 5 Men’s Grooming Tips For Fall

Grooming & Personal Care

Ah Fall, it’s finally here. Cooler weather, crisp air, crackling leaves, squash-flavored coffee beverages, and, most importantly, a time t...

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